Tuesday, February 17

How To Know HE IS NOT THE ONE IN 10 DAYS (Day 6)

Continuation from How To Know HE IS NOT THE ONE IN 10 DAYS (Day 5)


DAY 6

When you get up to go to work, he won't wake up not matter how hard you try.
He tells you he does not have a job...he is in a band.
He invites the rest of his band over for a jammin session.
They get drunk and pass out on the couch.
When you get home, he asks, "What's for dinner?"
He says that he and his friends are going to a party and you are welcome to tag along (and bring some hot friends).
He makes you drive.
At the party, he starts every sentence with "dude" and ends it with "bro."
He ignores you (unless he needs a drink).
He introduces you as his designated driver.
He refers to himself as "the man."
He has his friends come up and refer to him as "the bomb."
He starts a fight with the weakest guy there.
He constantly one-ups you.
He only laughs at his own jokes.
He tells you that the girl across the room who's staring at him is his ex and she stalked him and he hopes you are not a psycho like that.
Before sex, he constantly asks you how many guys you have slept with.
During sex, he says he can not kiss you because he does not want to get sick (even though you are not sick) but is more than willing to do everything else.
He never "returns the favor."
After sex, he sneaks out and goes back to the party.


To be continued...click here to read day 7


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