Thursday, February 12

How To Know HE IS NOT THE ONE IN 10 DAYS (Day 5)

Continuation from How To Know HE IS NOT THE ONE IN 10 DAYS (Day 4)

DAY 5

He calls.
He says he was thinking about you.
But could not call because one of the key in his phone was malfunctioning.
You believe him.

He shows up at your place--late--in his dad's car.
He honks the horn.
He walks five steps ahead of you.
He wears acid wash and pirate-rolls his pants.
He wears more accessories than you do.
He has a unibrow.
He brags about how rich he is, then makes you pay for dinner because he "forget his wallet."
He guesses your weight...wrong.
He guesses your age...right.
He's an expert on everything.
He takes every opportunity to catch a glimpse of himself (in a mirror, a store window, a pond, the hood of his car, etc).
Anywhere you go, he talks about how cool it could be to have sex there.
He constantly checks out other girls.
After dinner, he has nothing else planned and you sit in the car for an hour debating about what to do next.
He insists you play "I never" and pushes you for details.
Before sex, he tells you the reason he has not committed is because he has not found the right girl yet. (He insinuates you are the one).
He tells you that kissing is boring and a waste of time.
During sex, he gets you to try out new positions.
When sex is over too soon, he says it's because he can not control himself...you are that hot!
And it's a relief to not have to worry about a petty conversation.


To be continued...click here to read day 6


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