Parental Logic: Family Planning

Family Planning:

The art of spacing your

children the proper distance apart

to keep you on the edge of

financial disaster.

Parental Logic: Amnesia

Amnesia:

A condition that enables a

woman who has been through

labor--to do it again.

Parental Logic: Minority Rule

A

perfect example of minority rule is...

a baby in the house.

Parental Logic: You Have A Baby?!?!

Why do they say

"you have a baby?"

The baby has you.

Parental Logic: Forgiving Your Own Parents

The moment

you have children,

you forgive

your parents...

everything.

Parental Logic: What is Prenatal?

Prenatal:

When your life was still your own.

Happy Mothers Day

Happy Mothers Day!!!

Parental Logic: Can Parents Sleep Like A Baby?

Those who say they sleep like babies...

don't usually have them.

Parental Logic: Can You Scare Parents?

A BIG NO.

Parents rule!

Most parents shout--

"You can not scare me. I have children."