Parental Logic: Parenthood Theories

I used to have a number of theories

on raising children.

Now I have a number

of children and

no theories.

Parental Logic: Blessed

Blessed

is the parent who

expects no gratitude.

For he shall not be disappointed.

Parental Logic: Keeping Kids In Touch

Money is not everything.

But it sure

helps to keep

the kids in touch.

Parental Logic: Grown Up Kids

It is not easy getting your

grown-up kids to leave home.

Parental Logic: Mother Watch

No matter how old a mother is...

she continues to watch her middle-aged children

for signs of improvement.

Parental Logic: Great Comfort

Children are a great comfort

in your old age

and they help you

get there faster.

Parental Logic: Few Satisfying Things

There are few things more satisfying

than seeing your children

have teenagers of their own.

You are only young once.

That is all society can stand.