Parental Logic: Advanced Parenthood

Signs of Advanced Parenthood:

-You count the sprinkles on each kid's cupcake

to make sure they are equal.


-You hide in the bathroom just to

get some alone-time.


-You start offering to cut up

other people's food.

Parental Logic: Gratification

According to the child,

instant gratification

takes too long.

Parental Logic: Children's Property Laws

Children's Property Laws:

1. If I like it, it is mine.

2. If I can take it from you, it is mine.

3. If I had it a little while ago, it is mine.

4. If it is mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

5. If it looks like mine, it is mine.

6. If it is yours and I steal it, it is mine.

7. If I think it is mine, it is mine.

8. If it is broken, it is yours.

Happy Fathers Day

Happy Fathers Day!!!

Parental Logic: OW

"OW!"

The first word spoken by

children with older siblings.

Parental Logic: Little Adorable

When you are little,

adorable will get you

through anything.

Parental Logic: Ways To Get Things Done

There are 3 ways to

get things done:

- do it yourself,

- hire someone to do it,

- or forbid your kids to do it.

Parental Logic: Who Rule In The Family?

Whoever said "just say no!"

does not have kids.

Why can not you all just obey me!
(shout the child in the family)

Because I am your parent, THAT'S why!
(shout back the mother or the father)

Say NO.

Then negotiate.

Parental Logic: Security

Your children look to you for security--

so hide when you bite your nails.